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2 Favorites for a Vagina Party Foul!

Camel toes, while extremely attractive to some men given that it is being showcased by a woman of the adequate hotness, can be pretty embarrassing. But not anymore. Today, it seems that the internet has exploded with excitement over two new products that will surely put an end to vaginal asphyxiation.

Ladies, meet CamelAmmo and Camelflage.

Both products are generally the same idea, but one is far sleeker and requires less construction.

CamelAmmo is basically a little card that a woman can slide in their panties, thus keeping the underwear flat and preventing the vagina from sucking them in as it desperately sucks in air after a long night of clubbing.

Camelflague is essentially the same idea as CamelAmmo, but much more intuitive. Rather than slipping a card around your choochie , the panties themselves have a ridged panty liner pre-sown in to the fabric that, much like the Camel Ammo, prevents your heaving cooter from trying to ingest your underwear.

This is a truly marvelous day for vaginas everywhere!

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Vajazzle process

“Vadazzling your Vajayjay is a hot trend. From crystal flowers to customized diamond disco ball favorites, you too can now decorate your own private jewels! Whether it’s a special occasion or you just want a cupcake sparkle surprise, you can choose from an assortment of real Swarovski crystal designs so you can shimmer and shine.”

How do you serve up your jewel box?

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Fala serio!

Come join Erica, Pam, the Spray de Sole girls, and surprise guests for a full day of Brazilian laser tag, golden glows, scrumptious skin, and the best part-n-fluffs in town. We’re serving up Yerba Mate and fresh-roasted Brazilian joe. It’s all happening at your favorite hotspot, this Friday, April 17. Pra Caramba!crw_1190

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